Let 'er rip - squatting is best!

by Mungo

One of the most enjoyable bowel movements I can remember was visiting the ruins of an abandoned hotel and relieving myself (in the squatting position) with the help of an old chair.

At first this was done for mirth and enjoyment, but the experience was liberating and I could feel my intestines evacuating all the putrid faeces without any restriction that we experience on our porcelain prisons.

I recommend everyone should try it - if you can't find an abandoned hotel (for privacy) then you can try the risky technique of squatting on a conventional toilet, but make sure the bowl is dry, you don't want to slip in !

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